They were all famous and fantastic fellows.

Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who’s wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn’t get the zipper closed.

If at first you don’t succeed, have a cup of tea...

Think of your husband as a house. You are allowed to give him a fresh coat of paint and change out the furniture now and then. But if you’re constantly trying to pour a new foundation or replace the roof, you’re in serious trouble.

Rational fears keep you alive, irrational fears keep you from living.

I’ve always believed the greater danger is not aiming too high, but too low, settling for a bogey rather than shooting for an eagle.

We Shan’t Save All We Would Like To, But We Shall Save A Great Deal More Than If We Had Never Tried.

You’ve made your bed, now go bounce on it.

We Shan't Save All We Would Like To, But We Shall Save A Great Deal More Than If We Had Never Tried.

The conservationist¹s most important task, if we are to save the Earth, is to educate.